What Do These Jokes Mean? I Need Help plzzz

Question

Wat Does : I AM SOFA KING WE TODD IT mean?

And tht joke abt johnny,

He was allowed to sleep with his teacher at the camp......

"Can I Play With Your Belly Button, Teacher"

"No!"

"My Mum Lets Me."

"ok"

thn suddenly...

The Teacher Shouts, "Thts Not My Belly Button!"

Thn Johnny Says," Tht ain't my finger either."

PLZZZ HElP

Answer 1

I know the second, the belly button=v****a. Finger=p***s....I think  

Answer 2

Say "I AM SOFA KING WE TODD IT" aloud and you'll get it.

The Johnny one is kinda obvious...Johnny was being naughty with his teacher.

Answer 3

I'm so f-ing wasted...

Answer 4

Lmao read the 1st one out loud.

*Starred.*

Answer 5

are you serious omg.

read the first one out loud.

it sounds like-

i am so fuc*ing retarded

and the second one its like hes fingering his teacher.

gross. but w/e

Answer 6

tha first ons is..

im so fuking retarded!

Answer 7

funny......