What Do You Think Of This Joke ?

Question

(1)

How do you keep a blond busy ?

Sit her down in a room and give her a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides!

(2)

A man goes to a doctor.

And the doctor asks what is the problem ?

The man says every where I touch is sore!

The doctor touches his leg and asks: is that sore ?

The man replies: no.

The doctor touches his arm and asks: is that sore ?

again the man replies: no.

The doctor picks up the mans finger and says is that sore ?

the man replies: yes.

which is your favorite out of these ?

and whats your all time favorite joke !?

thanks =]

Answer 1

hehehe nice one!

Answer 2

they are both rubbish an retarded  

Answer 3

Both are funny, as they we 30 years ago when I first heard them.

Answer 4

the first one wuz okay, but the second one wuz  not that funny...

Answer 5

i like the first one but the last one wasnt funny

Answer 6

i got the first one, but it wasnt that good....the second one i just don't get?

Answer 7

lol the second one was good

Answer 8

lol

der both funni

Answer 9

you fail at being funny

Answer 10

Number 2 is better.

Answer 11

both were cute, by the way was the man in the second question have a broke finger, is that way every time he touched himself it was sore?

Answer 12

I had heard the first one before

The second one was funny

Answer 13

huh????

Answer 14

Number two  

Answer 15

very funny lol  

in the second one the man had a bruise on his finger > haha rofl

heres one on my jokes:

Blonde Joke:

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

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