What Embarrassing things did you say or do as a kid?

Question

And don't you just hate it when your mum tells everyone you bring round about it?

Answer 1

1. I fell in a Duck Pond in a Public Park (like ponty park) and everyone laughed at me

2. I was on hols in my room with my older sister and somehow locked myself in the toilet so she called the room service. But my mum came in and kicked the door open. I got in my bed . My sis was just dressing (Me in my pjs and her naked) and finally the room service MAN came in. She had to RACE FOR HER LIFE to grab a towel from the other side of the room. The man just laughed.

3. I was a BIG fan of Toy Story and saw a picture of the toy of Buzz Lightyear in a shop. I thought it was real and i fainted.

My mums:

She went up to aa person in work and patted her tummy and said "Ooh! When are you having the baby then, Boy or girl??"

And the woman said " Im not PREGNANT im just fat!"

Answer 2

When i was little i fell into the toilet and got my butt stuck, i screamed until my mom came and got me out, but my cousin tells everyone that one.

I also got my butt stuck in a bucket while my dad was washing the car, my diaper expanded and he had to cut the bucket off my butt because i was so far inside he couldn't just take my diaper off. He tells people that one a lot

Answer 3

hmm got myself locked in a train toilet when id done a number 2.

that wasn't pleasant as someone had to bash the door open and let me out :L x

Answer 4

i dont know actually i'm having therapy to try to find out

Answer 5

I remember when I was about 8 I was playing in the church hall and sat on a fire extinguisher, the pin had been taken out and so it went off and obviously created such as mess. I started crying and locked myself in the loo.  

Answer 6

when i was about 2 and a half my brother would always yell to his friend "f*ck you jojo!" so i picked that up and everytime anyone came over to my house i would open the door and yell "f*ck you jojo!". and a lot of the time it wasnt even jojo. my mom actually doesnt tell that to everyone. its actually my brother who does. he thought and still thinks it was hilarious.

Answer 7

whwn i was 3 i once went to work with my dad, pointed at his boss and said loudly "thats a fat lady daddy" and then told his colleagues that my dad has a willy and I saw it in the bath.

I also used to cockedoodledoooo when we walked past the cornflakes in the supermarket--very loudly so my mum says.

Answer 8

i walked into a dairy queen when i was 5 and said no one in here but a coulpe of old grandmas

Answer 9

ate paper

Answer 10

When I was on the Plane going on holiday, I went to go to the toilet and I was first in Que.....(there were about 5 people behind me)....I must have been waiting there for about 10 minutes and I thought the person had been a rather long time but then I eventually tried the door and there was no one in there! I looked back to the people behind me, only to find a long line of angry faces lol!

I was scared to leave the toilet after that!!

Answer 11

It was a Summers evening and as usual my parents would have some friends over from the neighbourhood to have some wine and a chat.

Everyone was sitting in the garden, and I ran out the house (I must have been about 6) with my mums bra on and said 'Tadah!' , Oh gosh, embarassing .. for my Mum, not for me :-)

I hate it when my mum tells everyone that when she gave birth to me I was sucking the blankets and everything because I was so hungry and wanted breast-feeding :$

Its like 'Er, hello...I'm like right here, and turning into a tomato..!'

Thank you :P

Answer 12

I said to my dad, what kind of name has that player OG got, not knowing it meant own goal.

My sister once asked the ice cream man on his round how much is a penny chew?

There used to be a club for learning about the blind called the white harness club, my sister asked the teacher who was blind the dog or the woman.

Answer 13

Yes. I hate even thinking about it. It makes me want to drink.

Answer 14

* pointed at a car * and said '' that person must be a millionaire with his private reg number '' and the person was a millionaire and he was in the same room lol.

Preety awkward, even for a 9 year old

Answer 15

when i was around 6 years old i saw my neighbours dog put its head out of (what i now know is) the cat flap

i wasn't sure what that hole in the door was for until i saw the dog do it so i thought that was what it was meant to be for so i went downstairs with my lil brother and did likewise

all was fine until i tried to get my head back in

my ears were not soft and bendable like a dog's and therein the problem was apparent when my ears jammed and i could not acquiesce to my mothers instant requests to remove myself from the door.  whereupon my father was summoned from work - he came rushing home only to find it all too true that he did in fact have a child who was wedged in the cat flap!

he used his strength to force my head back through the cat flap (almost taking my ears off with it) with my mum screaming ' be careful - we ought to call the fire brigade - ohhhh my door my door'

yowie - but what a howler!