What IS the average air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Question

No, seriously?

I will severely dislike you if I get any of this c**p-

"Oh I think I'm funny so I'll type 'African of European?'"

Answer 1

There are 7 species of swallow in North America, you could have least told us what continent you are on.

"the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour."

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