What Lies Will We Learn Tomorrow From These Filthy Communist Olympics?

Question

First it was the CGI fireworks, then the mimed singing, and now the further press restrictions but what lies will we uncover tomorrow from these tainted corrupted games?

Answer 1

I expect the filthy British Olympics in four years' time will ignore our homeless, poverty-stricken underclass too.

There isn't much more tainted than OUR disgusting political system.

Gordon Brown is totally corrupt. He wanted power so badly, he was willing to do anything to achieve it.

Answer 2

For someone who's not going to bother with the Olympics your paying it an awfy lot of attention.LOL

Lol at Proper Gander.You should change your name to Peking Duck.

Answer 3

them russkies still think the worlds flat

Answer 4

HAHAHAHA to Proper Gander.

Answer 5

Well you wont know till you watch will you?

Probably find it isnt even in China at all and that will be the biggest lie of all!!!!

Answer 6

maybe the Chinese will admit they haven't fully fulfilled their promises i.e. human rights, free press etc.

but i doubt they will admit it

Answer 7

i read somewhere that the chinese woman weightlifter who won a gold was a bloke. any confirmation on that please? because my husband watched it and he thought the person was a man too.

Answer 8

'rimpic games not bruddy lying you bruddy full of borrocks!

Answer 9

I think I missed all this news  today.......theres a shock.

PG 4 BA

very funny :)

Answer 10

That they were fair.

Answer 11

please pick proper gander as best answer! - i nearly choked on my cuppa - hilarious! lol

Answer 12

I think it has been pretty well-established, that Communists take bath/showers, just like everyone else(except maybe the Iranians).

Answer 13

I don't have a crystal ball, so I don't know.

Answer 14

we will find out the Olympics isn't being held in china but in a small shed outside milton keynes

Answer 15

Whatever you say Shambo I thought the opening ceremony of the games was the best I have ever seen. It was obvious that the little girl was miming her anthem so whats wrong with that. ? Loads of pop stars do the same. As for the footprints some things are impossible to do , this being one but the overall effect look great, a technique often used in advertising films. Come on Shambo don't be so critical just because you don't like China  

Answer 16

the athletes are robots because the actual athletes were too ugly for the hollywood glamour

Answer 17

I wonder, all these revealations have more headlines than who has won what in fact. I still have not watched any of it by the way and I keep hearing of major news stories about the running of it. Sadly I lost my 10,000/1 bet on when the first drug cheat would be caught.

I cannot remember the Moscow games been as bad as this at all. These games are just unimaginable really.

Answer 18

The Chinese, with our help, is no longer a totally communist society, but rather fast becoming a totally captalistic society. In just a year or two , their economy will surpass ours, as the largest economy in the world- We should not have allowed our atheletes to even compete in the Chinese games, much less have Bush attend them, the first president to ever do so.

Answer 19

Lol whatever it is i doubt you will learn it all.

Answer 20

Well, there are people who think that many of the members of the Chinese Women's Gymnastics team are underage and have government papers stating a false age so that they can compete. Some people have said that some of the Chinese gymnasts are still losing baby teeth.