What Percentage of Morticians are Necrophiliacs?

Question

What Percentage of Morticians are Necrophiliacs?

Answer 1

1%.

Answer 2

less than 3%

Also did you know that 65.3% of statistics are made up on the spot?

Answer 3

She turned and gave me a slurred smile

she turned just a little

just a little too quickly

And as she felt she knocked the remote control

which set the TV off on a loud song and dance about

weather warnings

and walls ripped from houses

and drowning ducks

it was easier to watch

than her

Answer 4

This is just a guess but I would say about 4%, give or take a few.

Answer 5

only the desperate ones.  so do a sample of your friends/family, find out what percentage are desperate and that would be a good estimate.

Answer 6

Eeewwww!!!

Answer 7

thats just a scary thought so hope its zero.

Answer 8

I'm going to go with uhhhh... 3%. That's my answer. 3%.

Answer 9

I know we aren't in the music section of yahoo-answers,

but I just gotta mention:

Every time I hear that Ozzy song with the lyrics, "Your lips are so cold, I don't know what else to say..."--I can't help but question where that whole mindset came from.

No judgment.  Just distant curiosity.

Answer 10

from 1 to ten,from 10 Mort's,2 are Necro's,

Answer 11

33.333%

It's always changing though.