What Should I do After We Catch the Thug Who keeps Breaking into our Home?

Question

Last night, at about 1:30 AM, I was half asleep on the couch after a hard day's work of being on Y!A, when I heard a sound like somebody was beating on the trailer. I looked out the window only to see nothing. This morning, the back door of the add-on was wide open, the light was on in there, and the glass we had duct-taped to the window to cover the hole in it was torn down. The door that goes from the add-on to the trailer was locked and shut still. Tonight we are ready for them to show up. When we catch the thug, what should we do with him/her to keep him/her in our house and unable to injure us until the police arrive? Should I keep the BB rifle pointed at him/her and make him/her, think it's real, or just bash him/her upside the head with a frying pan? Be creative. I wanted mom to tip off the sheriff, but she will not. And I am not old enough to report a crime or do a tip off. I tried earlier.

Answer 1

Take a 12 volt car battery and wire it to the door k**b. It will jolt them and may never return. Also can beat the c**p out of them, shoot them all while inside the house. Its legal. BUT if do outside the home, you the one in trouble.

Answer 2

i say put some lead in his head! lol ha ha ha

Answer 3

self defense man, I'd say shoot the BB rifle...

Answer 4

I would hit the b*****d over the head with the frying pan and then I would tie his hands and ankles together with a rifle to his head until the police get there. I hate people that can't leave other people stuff alone. Hit him over the head for me too.

Answer 5

Duct tape. After you have whoever it is down, from other suggestions on here, duct tape them, make a good job of it. Then beat the c**p out of them, while the cops are on their way. Be sure and post your results!  I for one will be looking for it.

Answer 6

I say sleep in the add-on  with you 12 gauge locked and loaded with seasoned salt  garlic powder and pepper and shoot the critter . Make sure to have the grill ready since the meat will already be seasoned.