What Would Jesus Do About Global Warming?

Question

What Would Jesus Do About Global Warming?

Answer 1

God is already in control..

Answer 2

turn water to wine and get drunk

Answer 3

Why should he do anything...he can walk on water!

Answer 4

Turn the melting ice caps to wine?

Answer 5

Quoting a user here: He would tell you to stop listening to false prophets.

Answer 6

He would tell his father that its time for another flood and then do nothing and wait for us to destroy our selvs.

Answer 7

Well he would basically say here we go again and we need to use the seven fat years ahead of us to fill the granaries in preparation for the seven lean years of drought and famine to come just as my namesake Joshua did when he was in Egypt. Remember Jesus was a student of comparative religions and history and he knew the signs and how to deal with them. Remember also the average AGW fanatic is not very good at applied history or they would never have accepted the faith.

Answer 8

he would tell everyone it was made up by Al Gore, and that God made the earth in perfect balance, and tell people that the forces of nature overcome the ammount of stuff we put in the air via the carbon cycle.

Answer 9

Maybe he would walk everywhere,

except when he might occaisionally ride a donkey.    

Answer 10

If we wait for Jesus to comment then we could wait for a l-o-n-g time. Lets face it, the authorities would have him shot before he got a hearing anyhow. The simple fact is "IF WE DONT DO SOMETHING, WHO WILL????!!"

Answer 11

If he was still here there would be no global warming and he would be presdent

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Answer 12

...what will you do when God accounts for all your stupidity?

Answer 13

He would talk to the masses explaining to them that they are not causing the earth to warm up. He'd talk about real pollution and what we should do about that. He would explain how the rainforests are a treasure that should be preserved.

When asked about the level of CO2 in the atmosphere, he may explain that even though it's not causing the earth to warm that we should still work to reduce the amount of CO2 we contribute to the atmosphere.