What Would they Ride?

Question

If they rode a bike what whould they ride?

I could see Obma on a BMW

I could see Hillary and Bill on a Vespa

Name and one you want

Funniest one wins

Answer 1

obama would be on a sport tourer... because then he can flip flop between styes without ever committing to one and think he's pleasing everyone

billary would expect to be driven there by someone else in a servicar that doesn't look likely to make it, but keep spending money on it anyways just hoping it will get there

bill would want a crotch rocket to haul a s***k along with him (s****s are all you see on the backs of those)

mccain would be in a power scooter because he's so friggin old

Answer 2

Obama would be on a slammed and stretched Hayabusa with custom paint that said Bro's before Hoe's, with a picture of himself and Hillary Clinton custom airbrushed on the tank. He would try to put 22" rims on it, but the clearance wouldnt work so he'd just chrome them out.

Hillary Clinton would be on a trike becuase shes a lez. The end.

LOL WOOOOOOOOOOO

McCain would be riding a small vietnamese boy because he looks like a pedafile

HAHAHA

Answer 3

i could see george bush on a 1970's xr250 with a can of budwieser in his hand

Answer 4

Bill Gates on a Vespa scooter

Answer 5

Ted Kennedy...... A personal watercraft!

Answer 6

Bush on something made in China as a reward for sending most of are jobs to them, he would be hauling Cheney because Cheney knows some Haliburton mechanics that will work on Bush's machine for nothing, except maybe a tax break.

Answer 7

Obama would ride a Harley wearing assless chaps with a L*****n on the back so he could pretend he's cool w/o offending the other liberals.

Hillary would be riding a Harley too, with Bill standing on the rear pegs trying to catch a hot dog hanging from a string with his mouth.

Answer 8

Your Vespa would have Hillary in control, of course!

Answer 9

I could see mccain on on a electric assisted wheelchair