No question here, I just like to say the word "Bigfoot". Somehow it's better as a question, too. "Bigfoot?" Like you are spotting him, or he stepped on your toe. It always amazes me that more people don't ask about him. He is pretty famous, hard to dis-prove, yet UFOs get all the Answers time. Its injustice, I say.
Still, if there was a Bigfoot, I would have expected him to make an appearance on Oprah by now, probably wearing Ray Bans and a tailored (of COURSE!) Brooks Brothers suit. He would listen to his intro, glancing conspicuously at his gold Rolex...
"Listen, Oprah, baby, I have to get ready for Letterman in an hour, can we step this up? Really, my press release answered all these questions... no, I told you I won't be reading your Book Club Selection... I won't dignify that with a response, of COURSE I can read... I am SO out of here!"
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