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What about these duckjokes then are they funny ?

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A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"

The duck replies, "I've been playing in puddles all day." The duck proceeds to order a beer and enjoy it at the bar.

A little while later another duck walks in the bar. He looks like the second happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"

The duck gives the bartender the same answer, "I've been playing in puddles all day." This duck also orders a beer and enjoys it at the bar.

A third duck enters the bar, the total opposite of the first two ducks. He looks like the saddest duck in the world. The bartender asks the duck, "What's wrong with you?"

The duck replies, "My name is Puddles and I've had a terrible day."

Q: What time does a duck wake up at?

A: at the quick of dawn!!

Tall Ducks?

A motorist in a B.M.W. was driving through the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, having a lovely time, when he came to an area of the road that was covered with a rather large puddle of water from a previous rain storm. Worried that he was going to damage the car and its engine in the deep water, he spotted a nearby farmer and asked how deep the water was. "Arr", said the local farmer "That water only be a few inches deep!" Relieved, the motorist edged his car into the water, expecting to come out the other side in no time. Instead, as he drove in, the water came right up the side of the car, and the engine sputtered to a halt. Sitting there in his soaking wet luxury car, the motorist yelled at the local angrily: "I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!" "Well," replied the local farmer "It only come up to the waist of them there ducks!"

Duck Chapstick

A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick."

The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?"

"Oh, just put it on my bill."

Help Me Doc!

So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big white duck on his head.

The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?"

And the duck says,

"Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"

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  1. Not bad :)


  2. they were all funny.. but you need to swith "QUICK" with "QUACK"

    and the last one was a bit childish bruh...

  3. some are funny.  

  4. Ive been to many bars and never seen a duck their, other than on my plate!

    ....so now that the world has gotten tierd of chicken jokes,(for example why did the chicken crosse the road) are we going to be amused by Duck Jokes....

    Why did the Duck Cross the road...?

    To get to the other side...

    not as funny as the chicken crossing the road??


  5. Ha ha ha.!!!

    These are excellent mate.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers, still smiling Chris.!!

  6. friggin hilarious! love the joke!

  7. Hahahahaha...first and third r best......love them all.

  8. heard these all before :)

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