There were once 3 japanese guys named Chu, Bu & Fu. They didn`t like their names so they decided to go to America and change their names. And they arrived in U.S. So Chu changed his name to Chuck.... Bu changed his name to Buck and Fu went back home!
TWO g**s WERE WALKING ON A STREET, AND SUDDENLY A VERY BEAUTIFUL & s**y GIRL PASSES BY THEM. Q) WHAT REACTION DO YOU EXPECT FROM THEM, AFTER SEEING HER? A) IF SHE IS SO VERY BEAUTIFUL, HOW SHOULD HER BROTHER BE?
Aman walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag
over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up.
"What`s in the bag?", asks the bartender.
The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand
piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a
tux with tails.
The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven.
"That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief.
"Where did he come from?".
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he
says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and
begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I
grant you one wish" he says to the bartender.
"I want a million bucks!" says the bartender.
"Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp.
Moments pass.
Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....
and another.
They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser
sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of
thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar!
"Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn`t say ducks!" he yells,
"I said bucks!".
The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch
pianist?"
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