What about this for a golf joke: ...?

Question

"Why the long face?"

"My husband says I must choose between him and golf."

"Sorry to hear it."

"Me too - I'm really going to miss him."

Answer 1

i don't think its that good sorry its as bad as

a horse going into a pub and the barmaid asks why the long face      or

a man go's into a Dr's with a strawberry on his head and the Dr says you will need cream on that.

see not funny just like yours sorry

Answer 2

Nice one.

Answer 3

Old as dirt...but it is still funny

Answer 4

i agree^^

Answer 5

Hey try this one on:

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

Answer 6

so predictable

Answer 7

Did you get that off of a Laffy Taffy wrapper?

Answer 8

Hahahaha short and sweet.

Answer 9

It's just as interesting as the game itself.