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What about this one then element of man ?

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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.

Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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  1. This time u r right....u know  more about men...lol


  2. Haha. Cute and funny. Not as long as the woman one though.

  3. like those

  4. Hee Hee - just like my man

  5. very good hahahahaha

  6. Thanks for that. I notice that there is less to the man than the woman which is no surprise.  

  7. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is funny Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  8. lol i like it. i will make my bf read this 1 as well. i just hope he finds it as funny as i have

  9. Yes that's true, it does smell

  10. much better!

    Now this is really funny


  11. Final Analysis:  About as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit!!!.

  12. Your right on this one Science Duck!  LOL!

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