What are 10 of your favorite t shirt or bumper sticker slogans ( funny ones)?

Question

What are 10 of your favorite t shirt or bumper sticker slogans ( funny ones)?

Answer 1

i really like "jesus loves us all but im his favorite"  

Answer 2

my favourite has to be

i think homosexuals are g*y

im not homophobic or anything lol

Answer 3

i really wanna swim where the guys in Wild Hogs swam.

Answer 4

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

.My gurfriend told me to be more affectionate...so i 've two more gurlfrienz now...

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit

Answer 5

1) nice person wrong planet

2) i'll b good if u give me chocolate

3) behind every successful man is a woman n behind her is the man's wife saying ...leave my husband u *****

4) my computer beat me at chess once but it was no match at kick boxing

5) im usually s**y but today's my day off

6) save water ...drink whisky

7) if u cant find a lawyer who knows d law ..find one who knows d judge

8) y b a sailor when u can b a pirate????

9) do not disturb im disturbed enough already

10) if i throw a stick will u  go away ??

Answer 6

01. Life is too short to dance with ugly women

02. Every one wants to go to heaven, No one wants to die

03. Pray to God, But keep on rowing towards Shore

04. Don't assume that I cook.

05. Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught

06. Now I Know Why Some Animals Eat Their Young!

07. God Made Only a Few Great Heads – On the Others, He Put Hair

08. I Used to Have a Handle on Life, but It Broke

09. You Can Always Tell a Harvard Man – but You Can't Tell Him Much

10. My Job Is Secure – Nobody Wants It

11. If All the World's a Stage, I Want Better Lighting

12. When God Made Me, He Was Just Showing Off

13. I'm not driving fast, but cruising at low speed

14. Yeah, This is my Granpa's road

15. I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck

AJM

Answer 7

my favorite is "Patience is a waste of time", I'm busy okay

here are some funny ones to see on big chested women:

Reeses peanut butter cups

Gap

milky way

Answer 8

I love funny 1 liners. But when it comes to bumper stickers and tshirt slogans the below are my fav :))

1.Keep honking...I'm reloading.

2.Caution!  I drive like you do.

3.Out of my mind.

Back in five minutes.

4.Born free.

Taxed to death.

5.The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

6.Few women admit their age.  Fewer men act it.

7.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.I’m just driving this way to p**s you off.

9.Wish these were brains (Tshirt liner)

10. R these ur eye balls ?? I found them in my cleavage !

I like the 1st one the best for a bumper sticker :D

Answer 9

(THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES)

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Practice safe s*x, go f**k yourself

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's h**l with fluorescent lighting.

6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

7. Would you drive any better if that phone was up your a**?

8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

9. You! Off my planet!

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me!!!.

Answer 10

Well i don't really have 10 but a really funny one is... "honk if parts fall off" its meant for older cars.. when i first saw it i almost died laughing.