What are 2 funny lines from a midsummer nights dream?

Question

please give the act and scene and quote exactly if possible becouse its for a project

thanks you

Answer 1

I feel your pain.. Lol. That book is seriously not funny.  But the humor is mostly when Quince and Bottom reenact Pyramus and Thisby.  

Act 5 Scene 1 Lines 155

WALL:In this same interlude it doth befall

That I, one Snout by name, present a wall;

And such a wall, as I would have you think,

That had in it a crannied hole or c***k,

Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby,

Did whisper often very secretly.

This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show

That I am that same wall; the truth is so:

And this the cranny is, right and sinister,

Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.

THESEUS:

Would you desire lime and hair to speak better?

ORRRRRR........... you could use..

ACT 5 scene 1 lines 255-260

Moonshine

All that I have to say, is, to tell you that the

lanthorn is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this

thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog.

DEMETRIUS

Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all

these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe.

Answer 2

I liked where the guy said "Did you know that me and Alan Ladd are the same height?"

Wait. That might have been Robert Blake in Electra-Glide in Blue.

Answer 3

Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.

Now am I dead,

Now am I fled;

My soul is in the sky:

Tongue, lose thy light;

Moon take thy flight:

Now die, die, die, die, die.

these are my favorite lines :]

umm.. i tink they're in act 5 scene 1