What are The Three Biggest lies Ever Told?

Question

I like you too

Answer 1

Those pants don't make your butt look big.

I'll always be here for you

I love your mother

Answer 2

1.  Of course I love you.

2.  You won't get pregnant if we do it this way.

3.  Of course I'll stand by you.

For the record, I have never used any of these lines.  (Or maybe I should have put a 4. at the start of the last sentence!!)

Answer 3

"The check's in the mail"

"We're sending military advisers but we will not invade"

"I promise I won't (ahem) in your mouth"

Answer 4

I can't do better than what Abby already said.  

Answer 5

Til death do us part

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

curiosity killed the cat

Answer 6

1. I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you...

2. I did not have s*x with that woman - Miss Lewinsky.

3. Read my lips, no new Taxes...

Answer 7

Bible, Man walked on the moon, and all men are created equal

Answer 8

1) George Bush is a good president

2) "You did a heck of a job (in responding to Katrina), Brownie"

3) Fox News is Fair and Balanced

Answer 9

i still weigh 105 lbs

i'm still 32

i'm still a virgin

edit...i misread this, i thought you asked the 3 biggest lies i ever told. oh well, i lied, anyway  ; )

Answer 10

"I did not have sexual relations with that women!"

Can't think of any others!

Answer 11

we are free. pit dogs are mean. smoking is good for you.  guessing here!!!

Answer 12

1. nothings wrong

2.no it wasnt faked

3. i love you

Answer 13

"You Will Use Math When You Get Older"

"There Won't Be Alcohol In The Party"

"Condoms Work" [I guess, lol..!]

Answer 14

I love you

the check is in the mail

umm..if you get pregnant I will marry you.

great dog!