What are alternatives or solutions to : masturbation or girlfriend?

Question

what can i do if those i listed above are prohibited/?

Answer 1

There's really not anything else you can do.  Your body will cause you to have nocturnal emission, i.e. wet dreams, if you don't m********e or have s*x.  You're prohibited from having a girlfriend?  

Answer 2

Me - I'm not your girlfriend, just a girl :)

Answer 3

masturbation IS the solution to having no gf.  

The solution to masturbation is full castration after removal of hands from above the elbows.

Answer 4

Well first, why are they prohibited?  

Answer 5

solution for what? you urge in s*x?

You really need to c-u-m it out if you want to. Just be creative. Or you want to castrate yourself then that is not our problem.

Any act that can make you c-u-m aside from s*x is masturbation.