What are bad things i could say to 800 service?

Question

I always like to tell them to shut up and stuff

but i want something funny to say or something entertainingi could put on yout tube

Answer 1

I've seen some things where the person who gets the call tries to sell the 800 person something, therefore turning the tables around and making them hang up. That can be quite funny too.

Answer 2

Why don't you just sign up for the Do Not Call list or the Direct Marketing Association's telephone preference service?  That will eliminate most calls.

The people making these calls don't deserve your wrath.  They are just trying to earn a living.  

Visit http://www.dmachoice.org and/or https://www.donotcall.gov

Answer 3

Can I put you on hold?

Then play some music.

Answer 4

Tell them one second your getting your credit card...  Than while they wait, put the phone on the table and eat some food with family or friends and forget about the phone.  He would be listening to your conversation, make your conversation something crazy like "how your going to hunt down the next 800 number that calls you."  Heh something funny like that.