What are funny field hockey sayings?

Question

We are making team field hockey shirts, and we want help finding a good saying or quote to put on them.

Answer 1

 When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important then the name on the back. ~ Miracle

Answer 2

 all i need is some big foam equiptment and im the best athlete on the field...this is for goalies who are always told that  they dont actually do anything hard in fh...i should kno, im one of them:)

Answer 3

stop F***n readin wat i have 2 say and get the f*k bakk on the hockey field!

Answer 4

Chicks with Sticks
Not only are we chicks with stick but we have balls too!

Answer 5

maybe for the side of sweatpants or the front of t-shirts

SMACK THAT

maybe with sticks and a ball underneath or behind. :)

Answer 6

HEY BOY...
_/o_/
we need a
water boy.

Answer 7

if field hockey was easy they'd call it football

Answer 8

if you cant play nice...

play field hockey.

Answer 9

if you cant play nice play field hockey

Answer 10

for goalies.
keep your legs closed

Answer 11

One for the goalie - "I AM the target"