What are funny things to write on shirts?

Question

Well me and my friend are making tee shirts and we want to write something funny on them, what are some things that are appropriate to write, but are still funny on them? please help!

Answer 1

how bout ....i got nothing so try quotes from tv

Answer 2

    How about  these = got jokes :), Im lost please take me home with you, I forgot to chage my monkey face and your lucky im here