What are good prank call ideas and numbers??

Question

thanks for the details

Answer 1

*said in sothern voice* hello ma'am. hi i'm (fake name). i need some advice. well imma construction worker. and when you hafta use the bathroom, there is no plumbing on the site. you gotta use the porta-potty. well one do, i was peeing. and i guess a bunch of kids thought they were cow tippping. and they tipped over my porta-poddy. & let me tell you something. it was not apple juice comin outa that hole. it was not chocolate neither. so yeah, do you know any shampoo for that kinda situation? i don't want people to start calling me p-head. because at the moment my head smells like urnine.

ha, OR.

when the answer just start yelling ME CASA ES FUEGO ! ME CASA ES FUEGO !

lmao. i take complete credit for both of them.

Answer 2

OKay, call a computer store and say the following:

"Hello, I got a problem with my computer. You seem when i press a button on the case, a cup holder comes out, so I placed my coffee cup on it and it broke. I need some advice and could I get a new cup holder from your store?"

Answer 3

Hi Mary,

There's only one thing that needs to be said:

SpoofCard

http://www-spoofcard.com

(the ULTIMATE prank tool)

Answer 4

hmm have you heard of something called caller ID or caller return !!

not a good idea any more to do kiddie stuff like that !!

Answer 5

A good prank call is telling someone they won a great lottery or a chance to see a famous celebrity. Or maybe dialing a guy by accident and talking dirty and see if they respond...best one ever lol. Or asking someone if they ordered pizza till they go insane demanding who it is.

Answer 6

call the comment phone # on candy bars and ask them stupid questions.

Answer 7

Indian Accent: returning call about dell dimension 5150  oh sorry wrong number sir or madam..

Pizza man: hi what did you say your address was? oh sorry wrong number.

good numbers are 323-746-9743, 643-574-6425

Answer 8

find a website that has a soundboard.

ha ha good fun

Answer 9

OMG my best prank call ever...called a rodent place exterminator etc yah.

In a redneck voice "Man we got rats in the cereal, trashcan and in my fridge too"  and just carry it from there, freaking hysterical:p

Answer 10

always prank call 911 in a public phone

Answer 11

Hello fellow pranker! I simply LOVE prank calling! Here are a few of prank calls I like to use:

DEALING WITH TELEMARKETERS:

[Fake Robbery/Shooting Prank]

When a campaigner or telemarketer calls you, listen to what they have to say then stop them midsentence. Tell them, "Could you hang on a second, I think there's somebody at my door." Set the phone down and pretend to answer the door. Then yell in the background, "Who are you?! Get outta my house!!" Try to make it sound like a struggle is taking place and then pop a paper bag next to the phone. Start to scream and fall, then pop a second paper bag and go silent. You will hear them saying. "Oh my God!! Sir?! Are you alright?! Oh my God!!" At this point, either hang up or pick up the phone and say, "So what are you doin' tonight?"

Another idea is, you could call a place like Nintendo (I've included the number below) and ask them how to fix a problem with your Wii, then stop the representative midsentence and start the prank.

[Prank inspired by Seinfeld]

When a telemarketer calls you, act really interested in what they have to say, but stop them midsentence and say "Well look, I'm really interested in what you have to say, but I'm kind of busy right now so could I have your home number and give you a call later?" They will explain to you that they cannot give out their personal information. Say to them "Oh, I understand, because you don't want to have people bothering you at home right?" When they tell you that that is the reason say "Good, well now you know how I feel." And hang up.

PRANKING NEIGHBORS/FRIENDS:

[Return of an old friend]

This prank works especially well if you have a phonebook or neighborhood directory. Pick out a target and have their address ready. Call them and pretend to be a long lost high school friend. For example, if their name is Debby say, "Hi Debby! It's Lisa Meyers from high school!" Act nice to them and ask them how life is going and where life took them after high school. If they don't sound convinced, then say something like, "So are you still over there on Coldspring Lane?" Or whatever street they live on. Then, try to arrange a place to have lunch to catch up on old times. Me and a friend did this prank once and it turned out that the lady we picked actually knew a lady named Lisa Meyers. We got to the point where we were arranging a place to eat lunch when she realized that she had the wrong Lisa Meyers.

[Pranking a friend or enemy's cell phone]

This is not exactly a prank call but it is still hilarious. Type up a convincing text message that reads something along the lines of "We are sorry to inform you that your wireless account has incurred overage charges of $159.99 USD ($175.43 CAN)." Then type up something like "Thank you for using Verizon Wireless!"

USING PEOPLE'S NAMES TO MESS WITH THEM

[The Poor Residence]

Me: Hi is Mr. Poor there?

Mrs. Poor: No he's not, could I take a message?

Me: Nah, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name said.

Mrs. Poor: ... You know what buddy, you can kiss my @$$!

(The Next Day)

Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?

Mrs. Poor: No, can I take a message?\

Me: No, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name says.

Mrs. Poor: Alright you little motherf#cker, you look up this address and come see this house and you'll find out how poor we are!

(The day after that)

Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?

Mr. Poor: Speaking.

Me: Hi, I was just wondering if you were poor like your name said.

Mr. Poor: No... You need to stop callin' here, okay?

Me: No.

[The Cook Residence]

Me: Hi is there a Cook available?

Miss Cook: Speaking.

Me: Good cus I'm starving!

[The Culpepper Residence]

Me: Hi is this the Culpepper residence?

Mrs. Culpepper: Yes.

Me: Well then can I talk to Dante?

Mrs. Culpepper: F#ck you.

SOUNDBOARDS:

[Soundboard Tips]

Soundboards are fun, but you have to practice using them quickly and anticipate people's repsonses. In the sources box, I have posted a few links to some good sites where good soundboards can be found.

SOME OTHER IDEAS:

[Hi, can I talk to Jeremy?]

This prank works best if you cna disguise your voice or you have a lot of people with you. Call a random number and ask for Jeremy. The person there will tell you that you have the wrong number. Wait a few minutes and have a different person call back and ask for Jeremy. Repeat this process until they get really pissed off. Finally, have somebody call them and say "Hi, this is Jeremy. I was expecting to get a lot of calls today but I realized that I accidently gave my friends this number." Their reaction will be hilarious.

[Information]

This is a pretty simple prank. But anyway, call 411 and ask how to get to Sesame street. I think calling information is free if you call from a landline but when I dial 411 on my cell phone I get charged $1.49 every time, so be careful!

[Bob from the Bubble factory]

This is a good prank if you want to annoy somebody. call them up and say "Hi! I'm Bob from the Bubble Factory, and I saw bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." Until they hang up. Then, call back and as it's ringing say, "and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." so when they answer they will hear it from the start. Repeat until you are satisfied.

[Child abuser prank]

The good thing about this prank is that it works even with answering machines. Call somebody and either get them on the phone or get to their answering machine. Talk in a high, childish voice and say, "Hi, is your refridgerator running?" Then laugh a childish laugh. Then have somebody in the background yell "Timmy you little b*****d!! What the h**l are you doin' on the phone!?" Then scream like a little kid and hit a pillow to make it sound like some father is beating his kid.

[Gambling Helpline Prank]

Call the National Gambling Helpline and say something like, " I bet you fifty bucks I can end my gambling problem by the start of next week."

[An Old Classic Redone]

Call somebody and say "Hi! Is your refidgerator running?" They might laugh and think 'Oh I know this one.' So they will say "No." When they say 'no,' say to them "Oh, well this is Sears Home Repair Service, we'll be right over!"

[DMV Prank]

Call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and try to register a stolen vehicle. Simple, yes. Hilarious, yes.

[Foulmouth]

Call some type of helpline and ask for help with a problem. When you talk to the person, cus a lot. For example, "Yeah my Goddamned motherf#ckin' TV won't f#cking turn on." When they ask you to stop, act like you don't know what they're talking about. And when they ask you again, start cussing AT them.

[Random Baby Prank]

Another simple prank that can produce hilarious results. Call somebody and ask them how babies are made. I know how simple it is, but I've gotten some hilarious reactions out of people with these.

[A Few Nintendo Ideas]

Call Nintendo and:

-Ask for a free Wii.

-Try to order a pizza.

-Sound like a kid and ask to talk to Mario or Pikachu.

-So the fake robbery prank.

-Tell them that you went out and stole a Wii, and on the way home you dropped it and it broke and ask if you can send it in for a repair.

PRANK TIPS:

-Always dial *67 before the number so you can hide your number from the person you are calling.

-Never admit that the call is a prank call even if they know.

- Bite your bottom lip and breathe out your nose to prevent yourself from laughing.

-Practice disguising your voice

-Remember that the person's reaction is half the fun.

-When in doubt, you can listen to the Jerky Boys for prank call ideas.

Answer 12

do u remember how in napolean dynamite his uncle sold tupper wear?? well i guess that was years ago now but anywat when that movie first come out my friend and i called people and pretended to sell tupperwear and we were like if you buy 10 pieces you get free tator tots!!! most ppl hung up but it was still funny!

o and always *67 the number that way they dont know who it was and cant call you back!

Answer 13

there is always the refridgerator running one...lol

Answer 14

no sorry

Answer 15

a good prank call is when you say "hey thomas!!!" and his names not thomas! :]