What are my chances of meeting shakira if?

Question

well right now im 15 but i mean when im 21 and shes 37 i play futbol in costa rica for a club called escazu brujas and im 100% im going to be pro cause im already getting offers for sub 17 costa rica group and my uncle works for the federation of futbol and he knows allthe players and stuff

but any ways were would my chances be higher of meeting shakira?

in costa rica playing pro futbol and going to play teams like columbia and south america etc..and mexico or living in minnesota usa with my mom and dad and play futbol ther? and become pro in usa were are my chances better of meeting shakira ?

i know this is not relaistic but if it was were would it be better costa rica which is 2 hours away from miami lol or minnesota usa?

Answer 1

Thats just sad.......If I was a manager, I would drop you from my squad in a heart beat, I don't care how good u are. Your mind should be on Football.....With that attitude, your not going to have much success as a  Football player....let alone become a professional.

Answer 2

I don't think you're pathetic; you are simply in love! Let me give you some advise: if you want to become a pro, do it for yourself, not expecting Shakira to fall in love for you because you're a football player. Shakira is in love with her fiance Antonio de la Rua and the chances of leaving him for a 15 year old kid are none....sorry to tell you this but you need to face reality. You will always love Shakira in a platonic way and that's healthy, as long as you don't start using this love to do or not do things in life.

Answer 3

Pathetic

Answer 4

Zero to none. This is the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Falling in love w/ a celeb is already pathetic since they are almost always stuck up and I'm sure you know plenty of elligible young women who would be much nicer. Grow up!

Answer 5

good luck with that kid but this is america stranger things have happened