What are some April Fools Day jokes?

Question

What are some April Fools Day jokes?

Answer 1

why would you put your question in the adoption category?

Answer 2

glue to the toilet trick always works

Answer 3

I just wrote a program to shutdown an employees computer at 2pm then delete itself so no traces are found.

Want it?

Answer 4

It's storming here pretty bad & we have a big (huge) pine tree right beside our driveway, & my mom RAN down the hall and woke up my sleeping brother & told him lightning just struck the tree and it fell on his car & crushed it! LOL! I have never seen him run so fast in my life! and the look on his face was priceless! LOL! =)

Answer 5

"You're adopted!"

Answer 6

If your in an apartment building our live with siblings ( sorry don't know your age) tie the doornobs of two doors across the hall from eachother to eachother. That way neither person can get out of their room.

Put salt in the sugar containers at work, esp. if the company provides coffee and tea. If you can time it so that someone who likes a ton of sugar in there coffee gets to it first.

Invite a bunch of people over for drinks if your all over 21. Don't put any booze in the drinks, but tell people you did. Over half of them will get "totally wasted" then reveal that there was nothing in there at all. THey'll try to prove you wrong then "sober up" with embarrassment.

Write a weird security alert message and send it to all your co-workers.

Once I was on an airline and the piolet told us we were all going to Saudi Arabia and that it would be a 20 hour flight, when it was supposed to be a three hour flight inside the United States.

Answer 7

Vaseline on the doorknobs is always a good one.

Answer 8

Put a sign up in an elevator that says: "The number 5 button is broken, please press the numbers 2 and 3 to get to teh 5th floor."  See how many people fall for it.

Answer 9

cling film over the toilet seat!

Answer 10

I usually don't play too many April Fools jokes, but I will "fall" for the "Mom!  You've got something on your nose!" thing for my kids at least a dozen times before the end of the day.  (It was three times before they went to school.)  And I expect I'll have something on my nose or in my hair once or twice tomorrow morning too, because it's just too much fun.

Answer 11

Careful, careful with April Fool's Day jokes!  They usually offer up a bad situation...and then everyone is relieved when it isn't true.  Why is that fun?

Answer 12

When I was pregnant at work, I took like 10 pregnancy tests for people who scared the c**p out of the their boyfriends and husbands...

EXCEPT...one girl's husband secretly wanted another child and was happy and we felt awful!!!!! So she got pregnant (because she wanted one too)