What are some Spanish pick up lines?

Question

and what do they mean

Answer 1

quiero hacer el amor contigo aqui mismo en el suelo.

Answer 2

FOR GUYS

written: sss, mamaseeeta...

pronounced: sss (say s while breathing with your mouth, it should sound like meat on a barbecue thing), mah-mah-seh-eh-eh-tah (if your eh sound is not Spanish-sounding, please just say ee as in peel. That's technically how it should be said)

meaning: hmm, mommy (in Spanish it was sexual meaning)

FOR GIRLS

just walk around, guys are desperate.

<Just kidding alert!!>

If I was an American a*****e, I would have said:

spelled: vamonos pa los llunites!!

pronounced: vah-moh-nos  pah lohs yoo-nite-ehs

meaning: let's go to the united (states)

Answer 3

"Can I buy you a taco?"

LOL

Answer 4

como se llamas usted?

Answer 5

I will spell this phonetically:

Soos oh-hos son como el oceano des pu-ez day una tempesta del verano.

(Your eyes are as beautiful as the ocean after a summer storm.)

Answer 6

tantas curvas y llo sin frenos

tanTAS curVAS Eeh yoh seen FREnos

translates to: So many curves and my brakes arent working!

Answer 7

nessisita pinocha rapidio

Answer 8

tu quieres provar a un hombre? do you want to try a man?

Answer 9

Tu es senorita bonita- "You are a beautiful girl"

Answer 10

Well as to the first one up there NASTY!!! Other wise como se amas?  Tu perfecto.  Or something like that, what's your name, your perfect.

Answer 11

Wanna go to Taco Bell

Answer 12

Sos mas linda que las estrellas en el cielo.

You are more beautiful than the stars in the sky.

Answer 13

Donde esta el bano, por favor?

Answer 14

Tu eres como un flor bonito.

Tus ojos son como estrellas

Tus manos son bellas y suave.

Tus labios son hermosos quiero besarlos.

You are like a beautiful flower

your eyes are like stars

your hands are beautiful and smooth

Your lips are beautiful I want to kiss them