What are some bad things to say if you're a waiter?

Question

Just throwin a bone here....

Answer 1

bahahaha one time i accidentally sat a rather large guy in a booth and i was like.. oh i don't think you'll fit, would you rather try a table?

i felt horrible..

and one time a table asked me a question i didn't know and i said "i'm not sure, i just started a week ago, let me go ask someone" and the people were like.. uh.. you waited on us about a month ago..

i was like.. dang. i'm caught. haha

Answer 2

sorry about the snot.

Answer 3

So.....are you going to order or do I have to wait here until you finish reading the menu descriptions?  Shall I read them to you?

Answer 4

Hey, where'd my band-aid go?

Ma'am, I really don't think you should be ordering dessert.

Whoa, did you see that rat that just ran by?!

Let me know if that milk is spoiled.

Answer 5

"I've gotten food poisoning 3 times from this place"

fedup1950 wrote:

       "Hold on a minute , madam.. I'll fetch some grease for your thighs so we can winch you outta the booth."

Awww man!!!

only if I had a dollar for every time that happens!!!!!

comedy...pure comedy!!!

Answer 6

Hold on a minute , madam.. I'll fetch some grease for your thighs so we can winch you outta the booth.

Answer 7

Hurry up and make your decision! I haven't got all day!

Answer 8

"That refill is gonna cost you a dollar"