What are some black jokes

Question

What are some black jokes

Answer 1

What's the difference between Black people and tires?

Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Ok so I know that is really bad and I'm not racists. Its just a joke so please don't get all upset over it.

Answer 2

what's the opposite of white,black,any other joke isn't pc"politically correct".What about this,SEVEN DWARVES IN THE BATH AND THEY WERE ALL FEELING GRUMPY SO GRUMPY JUMPED OUT AND THEY ALL STARTED FEELING HAPPY,better than the first joke and not as racist.

Answer 3

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it *****

Answer 4

How do you know a black women is on her period? (She is only wearing one sock.)

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC Is closed

Why did they invent white chocolate? (So blacks would stop biting there fingers.)

Why don't black parents allow black babies to play in the sand box? (Cats keep trying to bury them.)

How do you starve a black man?( Hide his food stamps under his workboots.)

Whats the difference between a black owl and a white owl?

(The white owl says hoot hoot!) (The black owl says hoodat hoodat?)

Answer 5

what is black when you buy it

red when you use it

and grey when you throw it away??

oh sorry, you wanted a joke not a riddle.

oh well. have a black riddle anyway.