What are some confusing quotes?

Question

For example,"To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true." or "When we think a thing, the thing we think is not the thing we think we think, but only the thing we think we think we think."

Answer 1

To say what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.

CONFUSING!

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. but what i think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

CONFUSINGER!

Answer 2

if you don't punctuate it properly this makes no sense at all

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. (that that is is that that is not is not)