What are some cool sayings?

Question

i used to say cool your jets turbo..

but that got boring and i am tired of it.

so any ides on another one like that?

Answer 1

I like to use bodacious :). Not as a description of a like figure but like how cool is used. "Cool Beans"

How about "Allo Gov'na"

Hehe those are some of the dorky ones ive used.

Answer 2

too easy//////////

Answer 3

when someone gets insulted, you say 'would you like some Aloe Vera for that BURN?'

or you could replace aloe vera with 'ice' haha either way its funny

also when someone says something that could be perverted, say 'thats what she said!'

Answer 4

"Did you know that me and Alan Ladd are the same height?"

"Top o' th' world, ma!"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"Whatever it is, it's wierd and it's pissed off."

They're only cool if you know where they're from.

Answer 5

"Never underestimate your own ignorance." Author (Yan Bashkin)  Submitted by Yan Bashkin

"Take my advice, I don't use it anyway..."   Author (Mihir Chhangani)  

"When your work speaks for itself - don't interrupt! "   Author (Samantha Ingraham)  

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.

The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."