What are some different ways to urinate?

Question

my brother is doing a project, i dont know the details, he just asked me if i knew and i dont, so what are some different ways to urinate?!

like, different positions

*i know this is a wierd question, but its not mine, hahaa

but im being serious, because he said he'd give me 50$ if i help him!

Answer 1

1.  Urinating with one hand on the wall.

2.  Urinating sitting down.

3.  Urinating while doing the handstand in the bath.

4.  Urinating on your lover (golden shower)

5.  Urinating in your pants.

6.  Urinating in a bottle.

7.  Urinating inside the video recorder.

8.  Urinating in your neighbour's letterbox.

9.  Urinating in your own mouth.

10. Urinating on your mickey-taking brother.

Answer 2

um...

thats all i can honestly say.

Answer 3

guy position of standing and girl position of sitting....this is soo gross!

Answer 4

you can urinate...

in your pants

in your sleep

in your car

in a bottle (if you are a guy) while driving

in a toilet to one side instead of in front.

outside

behind a bush

that's just a few,

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Answer 5

piissing in a bottle ;d!

Answer 6

ummmmmm for the record, I am aware this is probably a joke, but I am not sure if it is on you or on us......

so I will throw you a bone-

I was extremely wasted one night, and decided to pee atop my neighbor's mailbox..... she is a nasty woman who always complains about stupid things, and ends each grievance with a smile, just to p**s me off. So- one night I decided to do it. I woke up hoping noone remembered, but alas, my friend had taken my picture while doing it so it is now an ongoing joke.

Hopefully she never found out =)

Answer 7

umm... sitting down and standing up lol thats simple

Answer 8

i think you are being fooled.

Answer 9

Bamma say he not normally answer serious question. Bamma say you need money. Bamma say he take half. Bamma say he know tall man. Bamma say tall man pee on knee. Bamma say he walk in one day. Bamma say there he is peeing on knee. Bamma say why you no stand. Bamma say man tell Bamma that he do that since birth. Bamma say no splash that way. Bamma think he onto something. Bamma say so.

Answer 10

Stand, sit, pee in a jar or some container. If you're really flexible, then you could pee in many positions!  

Answer 11

weird questin but idk because im a girl trying to get points

Answer 12

well you can sit & pee, of course stand & pee, you could have a catheter in you which goes into your bladder and all the urine drains through the tube into a bag; um, i guess you could prop a leg up & pull your p***s in between your legs & p**s sideways; lay down & squirt up & out; that's all i can think of right now

Answer 13

Just use your imagination... hehe

You can actually urinate in any position you like..

you may urinate lying down the bed, on the poo while swimming, while drinking, while running, while sitting just like the girls do....  well your brother can also urinate on his project  ... jst kidding. Just use your imagination. You can urinate in any ways you like!!!

Answer 14

Standing up.on your knees, sitting down, laying on your side.through a tube inserted into head of your p***s. sqawting.down on all four and lefting your leg like a dog.

Answer 15

im not gonna answer this...

Answer 16

you can pee on someone thats caled a golden shower. if you can pee over your shoulder i think thats called old faithfull

Answer 17

Try looking it up in the dictionary. Look under "gullible".

Answer 18

sure the old brother trick.

you can sit down, stand up, lay on all four limbs, on your back.

idk about upside down but give it a try.

Answer 19

Since I just broke my ankle I am finding different positions so I don't have to stand on two feet.

1. sitting in a drafting chair poised over the bowl.

2. lying in bed with a bed urinal.

Standing with my bad leg propped on my crutch.

You cannot leave out the childhood favorites of :

1.  Lying on a  train trestle and firing down between the slats.

2. Through a knothole in a fence.

3. Flat on your back praying the strong wind holds.

4 My all-time favorite is hanging by your knees from a rafter in the barn till your sister walks under.

Answer 20

Oh sure why not.

You can pee standing up, squatting, sitting on a toilet, through a funnel that truck drivers use, laying down while sleeping and if you're a girl you can press your butt against a wall with your legs spread and out in front of you and then pee down the wall.

Answer 21

well... as a male, i like to lay on my back, and urinate into the air, and using my hands, i aim my urine into my mouth. Its like gargling salt water, great for soothing a soar throat or just for fun.

Answer 22

hes playing with ur mind but u can sit stand or lay down on ur back

HOPE THIS HELPS