What are some fun analogies to use when you're annoyed like "doesn't that just burn your britches?"?

Question

What are some fun analogies to use when you're annoyed like "doesn't that just burn your britches?"?

Answer 1

I don't know why, but one day i saw something that was weird or something and i said "Well butter my rump and call me toast!"

Don't know if i heard it somewhere but i said it and my mom looked at me like i was crazy!

Answer 2

Hmm all I can think of is "That ruffles my feathers!" not very fun or creative, but it is another one.