What are some funny and clever things to say when you put your arms around somebody?

Question

kinda like lets count shoulders.

Answer 1

ye haath nahi phansi ka phanda hai gabbar

Answer 2

*You feel like a really nice, warm person--feelings and all.

*I would love being around you in winter, saves me some heating bills.

*These are good, strong shoulders; mind if we could share some  burdens, dear? (*giving her shoulders a squeeze and leaning your weight on them*)

Answer 3

your the cause of global warming:] ur too hot.

how much taller are you than me. lets get shoulder to shoulder.

umm...idk:/ i hope this helps.