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What are some funny/corny pick up lines?

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me and my friend are having a contest to see who can come up with the best one.

Example: Are you a cat, because your makin me frisky!

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fat penguins!

"what?"

you know, I'm just trying to break the ice!
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is your last name gillette?

because your the best a man can get!

haha, my guy friends use this one allllll the time! :)
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LetÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â™s make like fabric softner and snuggle
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Can I still check you out without my library card?
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Are you an alien, because you abducted my heart.

Do you take karatee cuz ur bodys kickin!

Are you lost, cuz heavens a long way from here.

Did it hurt?- Did what hurt?- When you came down from heaven?

Your sweet, so sweet you could be candy, all you have to do is shove a stick up ur butt and ud be a lollipop:)

Did you f**t cuz u blew me awaay!

lol sorry those were pretty corny and weird
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do you work at subway? cause youre making me a footlong!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?

That's the only one I can think of right now, lol.

Try googling it!
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are you jamaican

cos ur jamaicin me crazy

god there s loads

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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r u tired? Because u have been running around my mind all day
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"Are you from Tennessee??? Cause youre the only ten i see!"

From Hannah Montana.

"Dude,youre such A Man...Duhhhhh!!!"

Haha,that ones just plain stupid.

"I scraped my knee falling for you."

Thats actually what happened to my friend,haha.

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LOL love these!! Here ya go:

"Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes."

"Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?"

"Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?" (Classic)

"Your legs must be tired because youÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â™ve been running through my mind all night."

"Are you a surgeon? Cause youÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â™ve just took my heart away!"

"You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me." (Another Classic)

"Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"

" Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams."

The last one's just wierd, LOL. Good luck! I hope you win!

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heres my library card and im checkin u out!
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"do you have an alarm clock?"

"if you do set it for 7, I need to be up early in the morning."
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Your daddy must be a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.

One sec can I call my mom cuz I told her I would call her when I found the girl of my dreams!!!!!!
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-How much does a whale weigh?

-A lot?

-No, enough to break the ice.  What's your name?

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