What are some funny jokes u know?

Question

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Answer 1

why did the chicken cross the street

Answer 2

Here is one I heard from Bill Cosby years ago.

"When you graduate from college you can graduate summa *** laude, magna *** laude, or *** laude.  My daughter just graduated from college.  She belongs to a fourth group - thank you laude!!"

Here is another one that goes way back to 1984.

Female country singer:  "It good to have your moneeeeeeeey back again!!"

(Applause)

Announcer:  "Ladies and gentlemen - Tammy Whamette!!"