What are some funny...??????????

Question

Okay like funny friendship sayings that i could text to my friends. Example: "Friends are like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants!"

Please!!! I need some funny ones. Or just normal ones doesn't matter. Thanks!!

Answer 1

pick lexi^^^

I like the one you have! That's funny lol

Answer 2

a good friend will help you up

but i best friend will help you up then push you back down and laugh

a good friend will comfort you when your sad

a best friend will cry with you

a good friend will bail you out of jail

a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying- "we screwed up!"

HOPE I HELPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

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