What are some funny quotes and sayings?

Question

i need some about love and friendships plus hilarious i love funny things especially anime and quotes.

Answer 1

Here are some of my favorites:

A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

The best vitamin for making friends - B1.

If you want to soar like an eagle, avoid running with turkeys.

If you want long friendships, develop a short memory.

The best way to lose a friend is to lend him money.

Friends are God's apology for relations.

You can pick your friends, but not to pieces.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

You can love someone and still not like him very much.

Answer 2

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” - Roy Croft

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland