What are some funny quotes?

Question

from anything!

:D

Answer 1

I think that I shall never see

A billboard lovely as a tree

But if that billboard does not fall

I may never see a tree at all

Answer 2

Watch Anchorman.

Then you've got a ton :D

Answer 3

http://www.goodquotes.com/

Answer 4

How about some Bushisms? Some of these would be really hilarious -- if he had been trying to make them funny.

Answer 5

I also highly recommend http://www.5000quotations.com the site of many good quotes.

Good luck!

Answer 6

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ~George Carlin

Answer 7

A book critic after reading a book, laid it down and exclaimed  "What a waste of a good tree"