What are some funny things to buy on a mall scavenger hunt??

Question

list so far:

pink thong

boys boxer briefs-w/ pickles on them

(my friend and i are paying for it)

Answer 1

a regular thong isn't funny, it has to be a big fat lady thong.. like XXXXXXL

Answer 2

pictures with random people are the BEST!!

Have a cashier sign a shopping bag and take a pic with them and the bag.

Take funny pic with a manikin.

Run up to the worst dressed person there say you love there outfit and take there picture.

haha e-mail me if you need more!  

Answer 3

a foreign coin

a sky hook

an unsharpened pencil (new)

a pen that does not work (out of ink)

a two dollar bill

a sports card (baseball, etc.)

a wooden coat hanger

a sale coupon

a camera picture of someone doing a hand stand (1 pt if boy - 2 if girl & 4 for both.

Should be fun, have a blast!