What are some funny things to put into a pool party invitation?

Question

What are some funny things to put into a pool party invitation?

Answer 1

A few years ago I received an invitation to a pool party. Because I knew no one would believe it I saved it thinking that it might be needed in the future. What do you think. It is. Here is just some of it:

1) Guys, bring your own balls and stick and scuffer.

2) Girls provide the rack, cushions and shaft.

Games to be played:

1) Spin the cue stick

2) Strip pool - guys against the girls.

3) Jump the breaker

Rules of the Game:

1) Full blown jump-shots allowed

2) Three-rail jumps also allowed

3) Fast stroking allowed

4) Kisses and double-kissing allowed

5) Draw shots much be at least 6-inches

Believe me I cleaned this up a bit.

The rest of it isn't for mixed company, if you get my drift.

Answer 2

Why not put your funny thing in the swimming pool catagory

Answer 3

Lets put on funny masks, don't wear pants and act like normal USA people!

Answer 4

Don't come without a swim suit!

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