What are some funny things your kids have ever said or done?

Question

Kids can be so cute and funny! What are some funny or cute things your kids (or any kids for that matter) have said or done?

Have a great day!

Answer 1

my son saw a condom....ask me what is that?

Answer 2

i dont have any kids but i babysit my little cousins a lot. my baby cousin (hes almost 2) is chubby. cutely chubby not the gross kind. and whenever his siblings or parents call him fatty he starts to cry. but for some reason he doesnt cry when i call him fatty.

anyways we were watching tv and he was standing blocking my view. so i called him by his name and said "ibrahim move" when he didnt respond i called him by all his other nicknames asking him to move.

"ibrahim move"

"nemo move"

"barhum move"

barhoomie move"

"ibrahoomi move"

after the fifth one i said "fatty move" he looked up at me smiled then took his stuff and came and sat next to me. then my cousin said "hey fatty come here" and he burst out in tears.

its not that funny but its something  

Answer 3

when my youngest daugher was 2 she was walking near the coal stove (in the winter coal dust is all around the stove), she was barefooted...well anyway her feet got black and not too long after i looked at her and she was sitting on the couch with her big toe in her mouth...haha when she pulled it out it was the only white thing on her foot and she had a black ring around her mouth..i guess you would have to had been there....(i just chuckled thinking about it)

Answer 4

When I was two I started babbling in the mall so it went like this:

Me: Dabooblyablur!

Man:Excuse me?

Me:Cats and rabbits would resdide in fancy liddle homeses...

Answer 5

whenever my husband and call his sister and forget to say something, so we call back, the kids always answer the phone and say "didn't you talk to my mommy already?"