What are some funy rhymes (example)?

Question

Jack and jill went up the hill each wit 25 cent jack came down with 50 cent do you really think they got water

Answer 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses brought all the Kings men,

a fantastic recipe to put Humpty in.

Answer 2

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was black as charcoal, every time it jumped the fence you could see it's little a**hole.

Answer 3

baba black sheep have you any fools? yes sir yes sir three men full. one for the traitor, one for the lame and one for the boy who live down the drain.

Answer 4

Little boy blue come blow your horn, the cow's in the meadow the sheep's in the corn, and where is the boy who looks after the sheep, hes under the haystack with little bo peep

georgy porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, and when the boys came out to play he kissed them too coz he was g*y

Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon, 1000 volts went up its a*s and turned its wool to nylon

I have more but these are the funniest