What are some good COME BACKS if some one calls you fat or ugly?

Question

like you know if some one calls g*y u will be like you momma

you know like some insults to throw back

but this is my brother and sister so they have to be good

we are playing a game so dont say IGNORE THEM

I WANT TO MAKE THEM CRY

Answer 1

  you can just say . my got get a life stupid peice of c**p ,and den yo mama so fat when she go on a weighing scale it said one person per time 

Answer 2

  you can just say . my got get a life stupid peice of c**p ,and den yo mama so fat when go on a weighing scale it said one person per time 

Answer 3

If someone calls you annoying or ugly you say,"yea i may be annoying/ugly but you'll always be fat/ugly..........or if someone calls you fat yuo say,"yea i may be fat but you'll always be ugly."

(;!LMFAO!:)

Answer 4

 if someone calls you fat just be like, 

exactly so u and i both know i can squash u in an instend. so f**k off

Answer 5

just say oh really if u can't tell your autuaally pretty fat as well go weigh yourself

and if he/she says like 90 pounds

just say yea that was 10 years ago

I was insulted by someone before and now i am trying reaally hard to avoid eating that much i prefer u guys to drink diet coke and eat less oil stuff but it didn't autually worked for me

Answer 6

 i have got aqestion someone is called robbie and i hate him he calls me an ugly fat r****d and ihate it what shoul i do 

Answer 7

 r u a female dog? (person says no) u say: then why r u acting like a b***h

 

Answer 8

 don't react, just ignore the person , after all, silence is the best answer for a fool. my twin sister call me fat n she is just one dress size down from me. whenever she calls me fat i ignore her, n if she continues to say it i just tell her that she is not my boyfriend or husband so she shouldn't worry abt my weight or size. pray for that sibling to hav a change of heart as well cause this might cause some hatred btw u both after a while if it continues.

Answer 9

you can loose weight but you cant change ugly

Answer 10

fat girlz do it better only dogs want bones

Answer 11

Are u jelaus or something ?? get a life mate dont bother with mine, OR

I am who I am. Don't like it? I have a easy explanation for you then.

See the top of the page? See the red button on the right-hand corner?

Click it. SIMPLE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer 12

they say sumthin just say says the fat dumb b***h her/himself

Answer 13

say this:


LOL, haha if you think that effected me

you thought wrong f****t

you're the fat ugly b***h with no friends


then smile and walk away :)

besides even if you are fat and ugly, everyones beautiful in different ways~!!!!

Answer 14

say this:


LOL, haha if you think that effected me

you thought wrong f****t

you're the fat ugly b***h with no friends


then smile and walk away :)

besides even if you are fat and ugly, everyones beautiful in different ways~!!!!

Answer 15

fat and proud i still get the atention what yuu geting other den a name
sad 4 wasting ur time on stupid comments now how do yuu fill bit of a b***h dont yuh x  x

Answer 16

fat and proud i still get the atention what yuu geting other den a name
sad 4 wasting ur time on stupid comments now how do yuu fill bit of a b***h dont yuh x  x

Answer 17

fat and proud i still get the atention what yuu geting other den a name
sad 4 wasting ur time on stupid comments now how do yuu fill bit of a b***h dont yuh x  x

Answer 18

fat and proud i still get the atention what yuu geting other den a name
sad 4 wasting ur time on stupid comments now how do yuu fill bit of a b***h dont yuh x  x

Answer 19

You:Calling me ugly doesnt make you more beautiful

Or

You:Calling me fat doesnt make you more skinny.

Answer 20

guinea pigs are cool!!! :)

Answer 21

if someone tells me to look in the mirror i say i can't u already cracked it                 lol

Answer 22

Just stand there and look really bored and maybe smile and dont talk and then say "are you getting tired talking to yourself yet?"...............or say are you trying to make yourself look like a douche bag...because if so you have succeded, congrats!" then smile and laugh and walk away :D

Answer 23

roses are red viloets are blue god made me pretty what the h**l happened to u

Answer 24

say i see that we are in the same club

Answer 25

Well a lest Im Not a stick,
you anaorixic w***e.

Answer 26

Um.... I *guess* that business spam is a good comeback - they'd be lost for words!!!

Answer 27

I can lose the weight you cant lose your ugly

Answer 28

say.. do you know why i am so fat? cause every time i'm done s******g your girlfriend, she makes me a sandwich

Answer 29

look in the mirror before it breaks or i dont make onions cry or thats not what you bf/gf told me last night or it seems u pay attetion to how i look not if im ugly or dont get started with me mr/missy or ITS NOT NICE TO TALK ABOUT UR MOM LIKE THAT or at least i have friends or (just for fun) yo mamma's so poor she goes to kfc just to l**k other people's fingers! hope this helps!

Answer 30

i may be fat and i can work off all the fat but your ugly and you cant do anything about it

Answer 31

yur so fat uve nvr seen ur d**k before

comeback:  ya i saw it in the reflection of ur moms forehead

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Answer 34

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