What are some good Crank Call ideas?

Question

I like to prank call people but i don't cuss at them or intimidate them so what are some good but not violent things that i can call people and say? :D

Answer 1

first call *67 then they can't call back and then say things like hey whtz up i was in your grade school class how you doing see if they are lieing or telling the truth  

Answer 2

Prank Call a hotel or cruise line, pretend to book a vacation, but act utterly stupid. :) It's not my fault if you get into trouble.  

Answer 3

Is your refrigerator running? ...I think you know the rest of the joke.  

Answer 4

I prank call people but i usually look up restaurants in the phone book and talk about how nasty the food is and make a whole bunch of complaints to the point they say things back like you shouldn't  had ate here in the d**n place but they dont really get mad

Answer 5

go to ebaumsworld, they have voice recordings of famous people, like Napoleon Dynamite..hahah there really funny and the people fall for it.

Answer 6

How about " Hi can I speak to the man of the house? "  ( if man answers say- " hi well can i speak to the woman of the house? ". The wife comes along then you ask her= "yes well I was wondering if I could speak to the man of the house" . you do this over and over again till they get mad.  

Answer 7

umm-

call three times asking if judy is there and then call back and say hi this is judy did anyone call for me?

i think if you google it there should be some pretty fun ideas.

have fun :D

Answer 8

I called the Goodwill store around the corner and told the girl that I bought a pair of used panties and because they weren't washed first,I got pregnant from "something" that must have been left in them. I started freaking out and telling her that I was going to sue and wanted them to pay for the abortion or I was gonna drop the baby off in the donation bin and it would be their problem. lol

Answer 9

Sir, the local law inforcement detected a virus in your telephone line.

Make sure not to press recall and try to evacuate the premises in less than 5 mins step 200 hundred feet away from your home until the police arrives..they are on their way..

Lol..

I called my stupid neighbor and said that..

He went crazy.. Beserk!

He was 350 lbs..

and he started jamming his kids out the window..

and we could hear them screaming and slamming doors..then the ran down the street..

Answer 10

One time, we called someone and told them about natural breast inhancements. But we told them that there was a side effect of growing a p***s.

The woman was actually interested.

hahahaah

Answer 11

haha this is sooo funny:

call a seven eleven with an indian accent

and tell them that YOUR 7-11 ran out of lids (for coffee)

and them persuade them to send you some

HILARIOUS

Answer 12

Act very serious when they answer and say in an accent

" why arent you here yet!"

when they have no idea what their talking about say

" you havent delivered my ( nonsense product) and you said you would deliver it in half an hour

then just go with it from there

Answer 13

well...to work off of the whole your refrigerator is running thing i call and ask people and tell them I'm Yolanda (or any name you want) with National Refrigerators Society (doesn't exist haha) and i ask them if they'd be willing to take a short survey. then you ask like what make and model they have, what color, how long they've had it. after a couple questions be like "is your refrigerator running right now?" in an inauspicious voice and when they say yes be like WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT! you have to use a professional voice too haha.

Answer 14

hey  its-----fake name---again

well just wanted to tell you

is your refrigerator running? if not go catch it

Answer 15

lalalallahahahahagagaggalollololoollolll... p**p!

Answer 16

Is your refrigerator running?  

Answer 17

Call the QVC channel!!! And order something totally ridiculous! Or call a carpet company and ask them if they can get blood out of a carpet. OR, call a gaming store and ask if they have BATTLE TOADS...ahaha

Also....if you like prank calling you'll like this...go to a drive thru and order everything backwards!!

'Hi, i'd like a pepper doctor and some fries french, and a sandwich chicken. Could we also have a cola a coke?  it's sooo funny...I do it alot.

Answer 18

Um, everyone has caller I.D don't be an airhead  

Answer 19

That's immature. Why would you want to waste people's time and do that? What if they are already having a bad day and you mess it up some more with your foolishness?