What are some good Jacob Black quotes or slogans?

Question

you know, like cool things to say. or things i could put on a tshirt

Answer 1

"As long as you like me best, and you think I'm good looking...I'm prepared to be annoyingly persistent."

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"

"I never claimed to be normal, just human."

Answer 2

“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.” - Woody Allen

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” - Bob Hope

“I speak two languages, Body and English.” - Mae West

“Never, never, never, never give up.” - Winston Churchill

Answer 3

well i dont know any jacob black quotes but here is one about

brake ups ---- if we brake up dont say we can still be friends cause saying we can still be friends is like  your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it

Answer 4

"does my being half-naked bother you?"

"Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial"

"Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on T.V."

"'Go fetch a space heater.' I'm not a Saint Bernard."

"No. I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocense"