What are some good Montreal excuses now??

Question

So ever since Vinny Lecavalier signed with the Lightning there have been conspiracy theories as to how Vinny wants to be a Canadien and hates TBL. Even after Vinny said in a press conference after Torts was fired "I am excited about the new ownership and would like to finish my career in Tampa," Eklund (a Canadien fan as I'm told) swore that his "sources" in Montreal claimed Vinny still wanted to test Free Agency and wasn't being honest.

Now Vinny has all but signed a new 9 year 77 mill contract and now all the remains are some more Canadien conspiracy theories....so what do you think will be some of the new excuses for Montreal???

Mine: The new owner Koules used a jigsaw like puppet from "Saw" to kidnapped Vinny's mom and force him to consider a contract extention. Vinny is currently trying to find his mom's location while pretending to consider the contract...once Vinny frees her before July 1st he will then sign a 20 year deal with Montreal.

Answer 1

He never expessed any interest toward playing for Montreal. Like you said Tampa Bay is the only team he wants to play for

Answer 2

I think Vinny was fearing for his safety after he saw 16 police cruisers being burned after a round one win.

Kate, that's his hockey source? I thought it was his soothsayer.

Never mind, Kate...you killed it...lol

Answer 3

Montreal Canadiens Don't need ANY excuses...   Just look at the record book...  How many Stanley Cups...? Longest winning streak back to back for Stanley Cups..

Just go into some of their web sites and see the additioal records they hold...

Not every player who comes out the womb can play for Montreal...    Hope Vinny enjoys playing for another looser this year, cause he'll have to carry the team on his back... "Stam" isn't going to set the league on fire...

Rachelle In High Heels

Answer 4

He was scared away at the thought of what the fans might do if they won in the second round.

Answer 5

Vinny never said he wanted to go to Montreal............

OH, Eklund.....he doesn't know shite.

EDIT: Just thought I'd add in....I've never met a man so stupid as Eklund. His "source" is the bum living outside his apartment.

2eighty8........Maybe that's his source too. His source is actually probably some Montreal PB.

2eighty8.....I seem to kill a lot of things. =b

Answer 6

It is days like this where I wished Bob Lowlaw were around, so he could kiss my pink toenails for being so dead on accurate in my Vinny predictions.  Ha!!!  Magie the monkey 0, Homes 1.  lmoa.

Answer 7

Eklund is a Flyers fan.

Answer 8

There is more to the NHL than just the Canadiens. Or just the Canadian teams. Many teams do well in the USA. Tampa is a great city and they have a great fanbase. I was not surprised that he liked it down in Tampa (8th in attendance)

Why do MONTREAL fans think everyone that grew up in that region will or want to come back to play there? Its not the only place to have a great career.