What are some good Text Message Chain letters????

Question

I need something really funny that will make me and my friends laugh.... nothing mean and forcey just something fun... maybe to do with dance, because my recital is this weekend !!! idk just something !!!!!

Answer 1

There are no good chain letters.

Answer 2

Here are some weird/funny ones I got.

1:

"Touch my Body Remix"

Wash your body, put it in the tub, turn your butt around, hit it with some Dove, wash your body

2:

99% of homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late q***r don't try and switch now.

3:

I just made you open your phone for nothing. It's great having your a** in check. Who's my b****? You're my b****. Now close your phone.

4:

Dear God, the lady reading this is beautiful and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Send to ten girls you love.