What are some good Yo mama jokes?

Question

Ok! i need some really good yo mama jokes. the person that give me a lot or the person that gives me the most gets 10 points. both would be even better. just because you gave me a long list doesnt mean youre gonna win

Answer 1

ok lol i have some

Yo mama is so ugly that when i took her too iraq they said "we surrender we surrender"

Yo mama is so dumb she thought OJ Simpson was some type of juice

Yo mama was so dumb that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama so fat she put mayonaise on her asprin

Yo mama so poor that when i came over to your house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate she growled and said "Dont use the good China"

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to l**k other folks fingers

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \

Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age

Yo momma's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur

Yo momma's so old she uses her hot flashes to heat her cup of Tea

Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Yo momma's so old she went to an antiques auction and three people bid on her

Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible

Yo momma's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we there yet they scream Is she Dead yet

there is like a hundred more

Answer 2

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw a sign that said "Free" next to a pony she took the sign. ...

Yo mama is like a bus. She's big, doesn't smell very good, and its only $1.00 to ride! .

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Yo mama is like a Hardware Store... 5 cents a s***w. ...

Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and she'll rack your balls. ...

Yo mama is like a shotgun. Two c***s and she's ready to go. ...



Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way. ...

Sticks and stones may break my bones but so will your mom if she climbs on top! ...



Yo mama so fat even her belly ring has stretch marks. ...



Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish. ...

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. ...

Answer 3

Yo momma so fat she fell in love... then broke it

Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she was trying to 'make-up' her mind.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

There you go, a fat, stupid and ugly one. Not a long list, but they are some of the best ones I've ever heard.