What are some good and effective comebacks to say to someone who tries to bring you down?

Question

For instance, if someone talks bad about your weight but they are overweight also, what is a good comeback to get them to stop in their tracks?

Lets say someone is constantly mean to you but when you stick up for yourself they get all mad and start blaming you and saying what a mean person you are and you'll get yours one day from karma but you are the victim, what do you say to someone with such a twisted view of thinking and reasoning?

Also, what are some effective ways and things to say to stick up for yourself and your rights even though someone is trying to take them away from you? thanks.

Answer 1

I don't think comebacks are going to do you any good from what I'm reading. Why are you hanging out with someone who talks to you like that? You say when you do stick up for yourself you still get slammed. Stay away from people like this, they'll only bring you down. If they want to know why you're not hanging out with them just tell them that with their personality even they shouldn't want to hang out with themselves. Good luck, hang tuff and always have faith in yourself.

Answer 2

Why are you placing yourself around someone that would bring you down? If its someone in your home that you can't avoid well then that's a horse of a different color. To the weight I would say "You know you really don't have room to talk" Or "I wouldn't talk if I were you" Or "I would throw stones at my glass house"

As far as someone being mean I am sorry but I wouldn't take it nor would I dish it. I will tell you one time and one time only "Look get the h**l away from me your are negative and getting on my nerves" That's your warning.  

Answer 3

I am exactly the person you are talking about. I always trash everybody and blame them if they don't like it. The only person who gets my goat is my friend who says "you're right, I get my peace."

I stomp my foot and say "I'll show you a thing or two about peace!"

and he says, "you're right, I get my peace."

The steam comes out of my ears and I stop picking on him because I just don't want to hear "you're right, I get my peace" again. There is no retort to this statement, because any answer gets hit with, "you're right, I get my peace." ARRRG!

Answer 4

1/Steer clear of me dear and be wise to steer your own ship.

2/Remember, when you point out to me and blame,while your index finger is pointing towards me, your karma is compelling you to point your three fingers to you yourself.So take care buddy!

3/No body in the world has the right to encroach upon the rights of other people.So beware.Think twice before doing any such thing !

Answer 5

Well you should be the one talking, tubby. (Sarcasm)

You talk more S**t than I ever would. So if you keep talking I'll knock you the **** out.

Answer 6

you need to back off skan* a** bi***

Answer 7

Just say to them,"Hope your day is as nice as you".

Answer 8

"Coming from you that is rich"

pot calling the kettle black

or Dont take your frustrations out on me.