What are some good comebacks that insult people a lot without swearing?

Question

PLEASE I need help fighting the bullys without the parents of them knowing

Answer 1

Be nice..   remember the saying, ' kill them with kindness'.  :)  Be a good role model will go a lot further than showing them ill insulting behavior that will only validate their own behavior.

Try understanding what the cause of their insults are. Perhaps they are so used to being insulted, it's the only way they know how to talk. Teach through role modeling good choices, actions, and words.

Answer 2

"I'd engage you in a battle of wits but I make it a rule never to fight an unarmed opponent."

By the time they figure that one out you'll be collecting Social Security.