What are some good comebacks to older brothers?

Question

ones with out swearing, he aways has good one, any in mind, or is there a good websight?

Answer 1

tell him to shut his piehole

Answer 2

Just say,

Your so idioticaly stupid, an unluckily for you that is a permanent and ongoing malfunction! ;)

- I have the same problem with my brother and he is nearly 18!... :S Dont worry about it!

Hope this helps :D

Answer 3

I wanna double cheese burger

Hold da lettice'

Don be fron' son

No seeds on da bun

We be up in dis drive-thru

Orda for you

Gotta cravin' for a numba nine

Like my shoe

We need sum chiggen up in he-a

In dis hizzle

Fo rizzle mah nizzle

extra salt on da brizzle

Dr peppah my brother

Anotha fo yah motha

Double double supah size

and don't forget da fries....

 

Answer 4

"at least my life don't suck a*****e"